Tsk tsk tsk ladies.

Chicks these days, I swear they're hella fucking lame. They don't kno what or who they want in their life & keep switching shit up! Especially you bitches out there that hop from one nigga to the next claiming "he's the one" or that "you're in love". PLEASEE, you just makin yourself look bad. Those of you who have a new dude each month is most likely because you don't kno how to handle or be in a stable relationship, your pussy game is wack, or you don't have your priorities straight. Either way you not doin yourself any good. Imagine what your friends or the "next dude" will think about you. I honestly wouldn't take you serious for shit. & if I was a nigga I would deff not fucks with you cause your probably not wifey material.

So if youre in this predicament ladies jus do yourself a favor & stay on point & on top of your game. Don't have people thinkin you anotha bitch like most of you are already considered. & if you jus in it for the dick don't call the dude your hubby or think of him as your man. At the end of the day you'll still just be his booty call or sideline hoe. WORD IS BORN.

NFL PRESEASON!

So to my fellow football lovers.. the NFL preseason jus kicked off tonight & i am happier than ever! Alotta major moves are gonna be made this season & i cant wait to witness em all :). Also, the superbowl is gonna be in miami so deff excited for that as well. But anyways, my Giants are playin their first preseason game on monday so well get to have a first look at how the team is lookin. They gonna do it big this season! So with that said...

LETS GET ITTTT NY GIANTSSSS!!

YESSUHHHH ;)

est.1998'

this weekend i had the opportunity to kick it with probably the only female i consider my ride or die. we've known eachother for almost 11 years now & i trust this bitch with my all & we always 100 with eachother. ever since second grade we've always had eachothers backs on whatever & nobody could everrrr fuck with us cause together we are unstoppablee. on top of that, weve been thru it ALL from gettin arrested, runnin away from home, pregnancies, high times, drunk times, nude times, & some other crazy shit that would only happen to us lol. But despite it all, we held eachother down. & cause of her i cook the best cuban food, mmm :). hah, but yea.. i love this bitch.

so for the longest now we have been wanting to get somethin to commemorate or friendship, cause our rings are pretty small on us now lol. & a tat was the perfect idea. so after a yea of figurin out what to get, this weekend we got the dopest tat ever! shit is ill as fuck son & everybody else thinks so as well. im happy we finally did it since i am movin up away soon but i really am gonna miss this female. i kno we'll be seein eachother every few weeks decent tho, so its all good! us two bitches are gonna be runnin shit in the future, not that we already dont hahaa.

ily jocelyn parsons aka my wifey, babymomz, ride or die, biffle, pussybitch, cuddle & cut buddy. youll forever be my dawggggg.


$J.B.MOB$ FUCKS WIDDITTT CLUCKASS. :)

ughhh!

i hate how people expect shit from me but dont do shit for me in return. even tho i can be a bitch, i bite my toungue for those who i care about.. most of the time. cause if i were to say something it would only make matters worse so as the bigger person i jus let shit ridee. Lately tho, its been getting to me more than ever because wit certain people its always the same thing. one person in particular is someone important to me, currently the most important person in my life. i jus sometimes wish this person can see things from my point of view & not always be so quick to make assumptions or decisions about certain situations. i jus hate how i have to keep addressing this person with these issues. i mean how many times do you have to tell someone something until they get the point. i personally just think that this person is hard-headed to the fullestttt & will never look at things from my point of view as much as ive tried to change that. & when i do decide to say something about whatever i might dislike it becomes a problem & this person alwayssss assumes theyre the "right one". hopefully they dont keep up with that state of mind cause no good will come out of it i can tell you that. Whatever im soo over it already i jus had to get it off my mind. im jus lookin foward to tomorro hoping everything will go smooth. & im hoping that this person whom i love more than anythin will tighten the fuck up! hahah. nah foreal tho.

same shit, different day. smfh.

My whole life I've always had more guy friends rather than girl friends. Honestly I can count all the chicks I've considered to be my friends with one hand. The reason being because:
1. I really don't like females.
2. They simple-minded bitches.
3. They sweat niggas too much.
4. They whine too much.
5. They all bout drama.
6. They can't keep up with me.
Now I've always been told I have a nigga mentality & its soooo fucking true. Guys love conversing with me & having me as their go to girl on whatever subject. I have had every homeboi of mine tell me im a one of a kind female & that girls are intimidated by me & blah blah blah. But why is it that EVERY homeboi of mine has also tried to lay down the pipe game. Outta the blue they would just switch it up & randomly say "I have always wanted to fuck you" even when they kno im not interested in them that way & on top of that they're aware of my man. Im sayin dude could have wifey & all that but all he's worried bout is me. I understand I got crazy sex appeal but damn! At this day & age im already sooooo used to it tho & I kno it'll still be goin on til who knos when. But all I kno is that it is deff getting old. Yea I think like a nigga and all.. cause if I were a dude I would wanna pipe me too, but its not worth it cause no one but hubby & my gynecologist is gettin near my goodies. Im flattered by all these niggas puttin my pussy on a pedestal but guys seriously.. It aint gonna work. Imma look pass all the awkwardness & shit tho.. & keep doin me. At the end of the day I would still rather have a guy friend instead of a girl friend & all the bullshit they come equipped with.

i love this bitch

nicki minaj is blowin up by the min lately & she deff takin ova the female rap game hands down. she goes major hard & on top of that this broad sexy as fuckkk. i'd minaj with her anyday feelz mee ;) i swear me & this female think alike. all you ppl keep supporting my future wifey ya heard & look out for her mixtape: suckafree! cop it & nut all over it. hahaa

**highly anticipating...

soo if you kno me you kno imma hugeee UFC fan. On sept.16 imma deff be watchin spike because Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights will be airing. This shit is gonna be the dopest of seasons because of one main reason; Kimbo Slice. Now this niggaaaa is a beast.. like literally. Yea he has madd haters & whatnot but he still my dude. & on top of that he resides in the M.I.A. reppin to the fullestttt. Ive been watchin this dude street fight for the longest along with his apprentices & real shit he should deff be a ufc fighter already. Oh yeaaaa & also my boo Rampage Jackson is one of the coaches ;). OMG!! My wednesday nights will officially be devoted to watchin this ishh in bout 2 months.

But yo! Check the Preview. Tighttt work.



& this is what Kimbo has to say...



LMAO ...cant waittt :-D.